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We went to the Moon and all you got were ... these freaking sweet pants!  Well alright Mr. Neil Armstrong/hamstring ... get it?  

Brought to you by a collaboration with heyweirdo.net, you can bounce around the room in near zero gravity as these pants come with a flatlock seam, a diamond gusset (anti-camel toe technology), and are comfortable enough for all-day wear.  All this so you can just focus on the breath.

 On sale now for a limited time!

Made a few blocks from the beach in California. By hands that know good design from bad design.

• Fabric: 18% Spandex, 82% Poly Compression
• Hand crafted with a breathable crotch gusset 
• Wash cold, tumble dry low.